Naughty or Nice Report Christmas card

Santa's behaviour report on a clipboard is the heart of this card, headed Naughty or Nice? with your pet's name, species and ticked offences such as pushing a bauble off the tree. Your pet's portrait is paperclipped to the form under a red verdict stamp like Nice ish, and the remarks box holds a greeting and a wax seal from S. Claus. Anyone who knows what your pet gets up to will laugh, in Holly red, Claret and kraft, Cherry and pink, and Sky and burgundy.

Shown here with Sooty the black cat, one of our example pets. Your own pet takes their place.

You see your pet on your card before you pay, and a new picture is free if it's not quite right.

What you get

• Your pet on the front: we create their picture from 3 or 4 of your photos, in the outfit and style you choose, or use a photo of yours just as it is.
• Your greeting on the front and your message printed inside, so the card is ready to send.
• A standard 5 by 7 inch card on thick gloss card, or large A4 for £3.99 more.
• Posted in its own envelope to each person on your list: £6.99 for the first and £4.49 for each extra person. Or sent to you to write yourself: £6.99 for one card, £3.49 for each further card in the same parcel, or £27.99 for a pack of 10.
• UK delivery by Royal Mail is included. Posting to Canada or Australia is £3.99 more a card.
• Choose a date for it to arrive by, and we post it in time.