The Christmas Incident File card

Laid out as a police case folder, this card has your pet's portrait taped in as the evidence photo, beside a scene photo and an Exhibit A tag for a broken bauble. A typed suspect statement such as It wasn't me, the tree fainted is signed by your pet, and a red stamp carries a greeting such as Merry Christmas. It is a cheeky card for a pet with a record, in Manila and red, Grey and yellow, Navy and cream or Black and plum.

Shown here with Pip the ginger cat, one of our example pets. Your own pet takes their place.

You see your pet on your card before you pay, and a new picture is free if it's not quite right.

What you get

• Your pet on the front: we create their picture from 3 or 4 of your photos, in the outfit and style you choose, or use a photo of yours just as it is.
• Your greeting on the front and your message printed inside, so the card is ready to send.
• A standard 5 by 7 inch card on thick gloss card, or large A4 for £3.99 more.
• Posted in its own envelope to each person on your list: £6.99 for the first and £4.49 for each extra person. Or sent to you to write yourself: £6.99 for one card, £3.49 for each further card in the same parcel, or £27.99 for a pack of 10.
• UK delivery by Royal Mail is included. Posting to Canada or Australia is £3.99 more a card.
• Choose a date for it to arrive by, and we post it in time.