
I ate your present birthday card
Cartoon wrapping paper with a hole chewed through it frames your pet's picture, under a confession such as I got you a present. Then I ate it. A gift box with a bite taken out of the corner sits beside a brown gift tag that carries Happy Birthday and the sign off. Funny from the dog to a dad, a brother or a partner, and it comes in Tangerine, Lime, Cyan or Comic red.
Shown here with Frankie the French Bulldog, one of our example pets. Your own pet takes their place.
£6.99 for one card in tangerine, standard 5 by 7 inches, printed and posted for you with UK delivery included.
You see your pet on your card before you pay, and a new picture is free if it's not quite right.
What you get
- Your pet on the front: we create their picture from 3 or 4 of your photos, in the outfit and style you choose, or use a photo of yours just as it is.
- Your greeting on the front and your message printed inside, so the card is ready to send.
- A standard 5 by 7 inch card on thick gloss card, or large A4 for £3.99 more.
- Posted in its own envelope to each person on your list: £6.99 for the first and £4.49 for each extra person. Or sent to you to write yourself: £6.99 for one card, £3.49 for each further card in the same parcel, or £27.99 for a pack of 10.
- UK delivery by Royal Mail is included. Posting to Canada or Australia is £3.99 more a card.
- Choose the day it should arrive, up to six months ahead, and we post it in time.
I ate your present birthday card in 4 colours
Comes in Tangerine, Lime, Cyan and Comic red. Listed under Funny & cartoon on all cards. You can change the colours, lettering and greeting before you order, and see your card as you go.












